Recent discoveries:

1. It’s finally happened — men in New York City have become more attractive than the women. True. I see a great head of wavy hair bouncing down the street but then realize it’s on top of a guy. A good looking guy. There are just more and more of them.

2. This is a breakthrough. I’ve finally figured out why male anchors on TV network news are conservatively dressed like they’re going to a business meeting and female anchors look like sluts about to be paraded at a sleazy cocktail party. And here’s the answer, discovered while I’m at the gym at weird daytime hours: Those female news anchors are dolled up just like the floozies on the soaps. Same bizarro teased-up hair, gobs of makeup, mandatory decolletage. Weird.

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